Showing posts with label rant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rant. Show all posts

Monday, 27 June 2011

Can't Cure Stupid

I think, that rather than preventing my kids from leaving the car at the wrong time, I need to child-lock myself in my car sometimes. 

On route to work, I was followed for almost ten minutes by another car with a small child on the front seat. Then on the back seat. Then back to the front. 

In uniform, out of sorts, and stopped at a set of traffic lights, I could bear it no more. 


I got out of my car, knocked on the window, and was about to suggest to driver that an unrestrained child is not only illegal, but it's damned stupid, and that I didn't much fancy the idea of being the medic at the scene of an accident who had to break the news that her child's dead. Because she's stupid.


Stupid wasn't the half of it. 

On the back seat, secured by not one but two seat belts, was a brand new television. 

"Your TV is strapped in, and your child isn't? What's wrong with you?" I didn't mean to yell, but my red-headed temper got the better of me.

As luck would have it, a passing police car saw the altercation and came to tell me off, assuming another road rage incident (they were only partially wrong), only to see the real problem.

I left them to it. 

Tuesday, 3 May 2011

Apologies

This is an open letter to the driver of the car behind me earlier this morning: Stand by for a rant.

Dear Driver of the BMW X5 that was behind me in traffic,

I hope you read this - I gather I owe you an apology.

I'm sorry I stopped in front of you at an inconvenient moment.

I'm sorry I blocked your lane, (even though the other one was clear).

I'm sorry I stopped to help the elderly gent who fell right in front of us.

I'm sorry I took a few minutes to help him and make sure he was OK.

I'm sorry you may have been a little late to your coffee morning or other meaningless task.

But if I ever see you, your car, or the horn you beeped at me repeatedly,

You selfish, arrogant, ignorant, rude and insensitive person,

I may not be responsible for my actions.

Oh, and as for your apology, I shan't hold my breath.