Love 'em or hate 'em, they're always there. Some obnoxious, some difficult, some driving when they really shouldn't be, risking their own lives as well as the lives of all around them.
Every so often, we come across a gem, the entertainment value often carrying us through the rest of the shift. Recently, a friend of mine, previously nicknamed "Little" told me of the following conversation:
Medic: "Who's your next of kin?"
Drunk: "What's that then?"
Medic: "You know, someone you'd want to contact in an emergency!"
Drunk: "Oh! That's you then!"
Once again, another case of infallible drunken logic.
Enjoy your weekend, go out, have a drink, have a good time. Just stay safe.