"I know what NHS stands for!" announced mini-Insomniac as he visited his mum in hospital. "It's Natural History Science!"
I can only presume he's alluding to his two favourite London museums. And it beats "No Help Service" that I've heard bandied about in the past...
The best I could come up with in a hurry? "Not Healthy? Sick!"
Any other ideas?
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Nice Helpful Staff (mostly)
Nasty Horrible Staff (usually when brandishing needles)
what you mumble when you need a nurse but are too tired to speak properly?
[A certain hospital which i shall not mention] Hospital Shut?
Nasty Hairy Spiders.
I got nothing - on account of being knackered :D
No Heartbeat...Shit.
National Hotel Service, of course...
Need Help - Smartish!
Not High Salary
National Hedonisitic Society
(I need to stop watching so much porn on the internet)
I thought is was just us Yanks who were fat.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2086306/Obese-patients-Zoo-scanners-used-large-fit-hospital-ones.html
Never Have Surgery
No hope sir!
Nautical Hippie Servicing
Not Here! Sorry
Not Half Struggling.
Thanks, Mr Lansley.
No Hurry Service (not by ambo crew...at the hospital)
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