Friday, 13 January 2012

NHS

"I know what NHS stands for!" announced mini-Insomniac as he visited his mum in hospital. "It's Natural History Science!"

I can only presume he's alluding to his two favourite London museums. And it beats "No Help Service" that I've heard bandied about in the past... 

The best I could come up with in a hurry? "Not Healthy? Sick!"

Any other ideas? 

16 comments:

sav said...

Nice Helpful Staff (mostly)
Nasty Horrible Staff (usually when brandishing needles)

tom.buzer said...

what you mumble when you need a nurse but are too tired to speak properly?

SaintPara said...

[A certain hospital which i shall not mention] Hospital Shut?

Dan said...

Nasty Hairy Spiders.

I got nothing - on account of being knackered :D

Anonymous said...

No Heartbeat...Shit.

Kris said...

National Hotel Service, of course...

Anonymous said...

Need Help - Smartish!

stuvb said...

Not High Salary

MSgt B said...

National Hedonisitic Society

(I need to stop watching so much porn on the internet)

MSgt B said...

I thought is was just us Yanks who were fat.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2086306/Obese-patients-Zoo-scanners-used-large-fit-hospital-ones.html

Charmaine said...

Never Have Surgery

Tom said...

No hope sir!

Matt said...

Nautical Hippie Servicing

Anonymous said...

Not Here! Sorry

Skyblue said...

Not Half Struggling.
Thanks, Mr Lansley.

Nicki said...

No Hurry Service (not by ambo crew...at the hospital)